June 2011
226 posts
May 2011
231 posts
heavy boots: Just wanted to share, because the... →
loveyourchaos:
I got this comment on formspring: “I’ve gotta say, i’m really really amazed that someone could so vocally express that they are so much for the human race taking a backwards step on the evolutionary scale. It really astounds me so much. The reason that there is a STANDARD scale of beauty isn’t because we’ve been “raped” by hollywood or the male gender to think we have to look like...
“I have a great memory, but it’s short.”
– Lady who sits near me… You sound like an idiot
“I’ll try anything once, twice if I like it, three times to make sure.”
– Mae West (via kari-shma)
thenoisyneighbor*: How To Tell The Difference... →
thenoisyneighbor:
* POWER METAL The protagonist arrives riding a white unicorn, escapes from the dragon, saves the princess and makes love to her in an enchanted forest. * THRASH METAL The protagonist arrives, fights the dragon, saves the princess and fucks her. * HEAVY METAL The protagonist arrives on a Harley, kills the dragon, drinks a few beers and fucks the princess. * FOLK METAL The...
Stop Hating Your Body: annieelainey: ceerose... →
stophatingyourbody:
annieelainey:
ceerose replied to your post: i commend you for showing off your jelly rolls!
how’d you learn to love your belly? i hate mine.
How do you learn to love something you “hate”? Well, there is a very thin line between love and hate. I for one, have never “hated” my…
“The sad truth is the truth is sad.”
– Lemony Snicket (via kari-shma)
Reblog if you want (5) ridiculous questions.
That awkward moment when you don't know if a car...
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ijustwannabesomuch:
I’m usually like
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I have no fear for my life, so I just go… but this is awesome!
Going to a concert tonight
Feeling anxious. I was excited, but now that it’s in a couple hours, I remembered why I never go to concerts. I hate crowds :( Its a phobia of mine. I can’t stand being trapped in a massive crowd of people with now way out. And I really really really hate being touched, especially by complete strangers. Better get really drunk before hand….
nickmiller:
I dreamt I visited every motel in America and replaced the Bible in the drawer with The Great Gatsby.
That would be a wonderful thing :)
“I’m not ignoring you. I’m just waiting to see if you’ll make an effort for once.”
– (via yanilavign3)
They never do :(
