April 2011
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My morning is shaping up to be pretty bad...
Couldn’t get the lid off of my cup and ended up tearing it to shreds.  Went to pay for my breakfast and due to a typo, was charged $33.75 instead of $3.75.  I had to wait for them to void that transaction and re-charge the proper amount.  I go to pick up my breakfast and it turns out some guy took it and left me with his gross wheat bread breakfast sandwich.  I have to wait for the guy to...
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While at work, when I start rocking out to...
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These are hard times for dreamers: Top 10 Myths... →
riraki: ishachan: des-pudels-kern: puppetlove: fishnbacon: lonehunter: booklover: suzywire: Myth #1 – Introverts don’t like to talk. This is not true. Introverts just don’t talk unless they have something to say. They hate small talk. Get an introvert talking about something they are interested in, and they won’t shut up for days. Myth #2 – Introverts are shy. Shyness has nothing...
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How do you just drop the L-bomb during sex?
You can’t just do that… Argh! Can’t sleep o_O
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9,000 people are having sex right now, 2,000 are...
bestpostarchive: inthatmomentiwashappy: Featured on BestPostArchive||Facebook Like  Only 9,000?  In my city alone maybe… the numbers seem to be a little low is all.  Unless I’ve been too sheltered and people just don’t like having sex, kissing, or giving blow jobs anymore.  What have the times come to?
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“If ignorance is bliss, this lesson would appear to be a deliberate attempt to...”
– Calvin (via calvinnhobbes)
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